This? Does not happen very often around these parts.
I remember when I was the mother of one toddler. I skipped off to the $2 shop one day and filled my basket with glue and glitter and all manner of crafty things.
Because I had a dream.
The dream involved one on one art sessions with my own little budding Picasso.
What I got was glitter up the wahzoo.
It's never as fun as it looks in those lifestyle blogs....